Why the G-20 says it won’t make its secret meetings public

1. Because it’s none of your damn business, that’s why.

2. If we made them public, they wouldn’t be secret meetings, Einstein.

3. Why, what’s not to trust about central bankers?

4. Here in the U.S., bankers made the most of a stingy $7 trillion bailout.

5. If people knew what we were discussing, they might get confused.

6. Common people wouldn’t understand what we were discussing.

7. They’d demand jobs and stuff like that.

8. People just don’t understand the dynamics of the system.

9. It’s the trickle down theory: If we get enough profits, some of it trickles down our pantlegs to you.

10. That’s capitalism, and we’re capitalists, so get over it.